Hello, I wish to report my current whereabouts. As of now, I have traveled far into the future. I, being the greatest of all gods, have this ability after I eat at Taco Bell. Unlike you mortals, I do not suffer from severe gastrointestinal discomfort. I have been informed by my holy messenger Reggie Fisame of an impending doom. According to him, the future is in great jeopardy.
Due to the lack of logic, this new upcoming generation was given improper tools to continue civilization peacefully. 100 years from your present time there shall be a war of great magnitude. At this point in time, the gap between certain classifications of humans has